Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
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Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
He shit in the fireplace
Couch. On fire.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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