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rubbish cock?
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you suck at this game today
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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