susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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