she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
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Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
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I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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