Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
In the future we'll all be gay
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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