so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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