I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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