i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
He has the fingertips of a God
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