Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
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Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
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It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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