No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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