Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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