I think I just saw someone hide a body.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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