I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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