I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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