She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I need water and some morals
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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