there's paper in my vomit.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
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he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
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Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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