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• (937): View more from Ohio

  You went to church with your boobs hanging out?

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  Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.

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• (339): View more from Massachusetts

  today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  How was the bike ride?

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  Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.

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  Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?

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  It was just one of those nights, man.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle

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