there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
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God, you're like boner-b-gone
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
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Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.