Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
you made out with another girl for some wings
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?