a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
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If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
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He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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