i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
