im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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