Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
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His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
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Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize