How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Randomize
