I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
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Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
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Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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