I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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