also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
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the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
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I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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