So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
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You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
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DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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