a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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