She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
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