he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
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Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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