At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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