just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.