Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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