i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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