ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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