If i could tip my vagina, i would.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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