i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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