During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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