do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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