piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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