you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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