sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
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I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
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I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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