I cockslap morals
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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