Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
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Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
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Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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