My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
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Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
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All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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