You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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