yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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