So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
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At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
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Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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