Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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