Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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