I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
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Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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