$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
