love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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