Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
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It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
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Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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