Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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