May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
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just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
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Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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