Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
she peed on how many people?
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her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
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My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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