I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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