wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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